Return-Path: Received: from mail.syntellect.com ([208.138.145.134]) by ixmail4.ix.netcom.com (8.8.7-s-4/8.8.7/(NETCOM v1.01)) with ESMTP id KAA21654; for ; Wed, 3 Dec 1997 10:05:46 -0800 (PST) Received: from ncgwpc by mail.syntellect.com with SMTP (Microsoft Exchange Internet Mail Service Version 5.0.1457.7) id XV5V5RRY; Wed, 3 Dec 1997 11:05:09 -0700 Received: by spock with Internet Mail Service (5.0.1458.49) id ; Wed, 3 Dec 1997 11:05:07 -0700 Message-ID: <7045D5D2F62AD1119BF200805F31383336D924@spock> From: "Athenasiades, Maryrose" To: Dana , Folks , herb rubin , HugMeCutie@aol.com, Shela , tami chaulk , Theresa Cc: "ET's House" Subject: Children say the weirdest things. Date: Wed, 3 Dec 1997 11:05:06 -0700 X-Priority: 3 X-MS-TNEF-Correlator: <7045D5D2F62AD1119BF200805F31383336D924@spock> MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.0.1458.49) Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="---- =_NextPart_000_01BCFFDB.508649F0" X-PMFLAGS: 570949760 0 This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ------ =_NextPart_000_01BCFFDB.508649F0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Here's a little mid-week goodie to "get you over the hump": ================================================== > WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? > "Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and > you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." > (Judy, 8) > "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" > (Tom, 5) > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?? > "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually > gets them interested enough to go for a second date." > (Mike,10) > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?? > "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her > a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the > wedding." > (Jim,10) > "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if > anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it > with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." > (Kelly, 9) > > THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?? > "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need > somebody to clean up after them!" > (Lynette, 9) > "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I > don't need that kind of trouble." > (Kenny, 7) > > CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE > "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do > with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." > (Jan, 9) > "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but > the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." > (Harlen, 8) > > ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE > "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." > (Roger, 9) > "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't > want to do it. It takes too long." > (Leo, 7) > > ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE > "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, > it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." > (Jeanne, 8) > "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like > anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." > (Gary, 7) > "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." > (Christine, 9) > > CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS > "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid > good money for them." > (Dave, 8) > > CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE > "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' > is on television." > (Anita, 6) > "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have > been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep > finding me." > (Bobby, 8) > "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard > enough." > (Regina, 10) > > THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER > "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you > have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." > (Ava, 8) > > SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU > "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." > (Del,6) > "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get > attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." > (Alonzo, 9) > "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she > likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." > (Bart, 9) > > HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN > LOVE? > "Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if > he's in love." > (John, 9) > "Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get > cold. Other people care more about the food." > (Brad, 8) > "It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They > like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on > fire." > (Christine, 9) > > WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU" > "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he > showers at least once a day." > (Michelle, 9) > > HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS > "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best > of you." > (Doug, 7) > "It might help to watch soap operas all day." > (Carin, 9) > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over > you...That's why I stopped doing it." > (Jean, 10) > > HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE > "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." > (Tom, 7) > "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love." > (Roger, 8) > "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take > out the trash." > (Randy, 8) > > > ------ =_NextPart_000_01BCFFDB.508649F0 Content-Type: application/ms-tnef Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64 eJ8+IggSAQaQCAAEAAAAAAABAAEAAQeQBgAIAAAA5AQAAAAAAADoAAEIgAcAGAAAAElQTS5NaWNy b3NvZnQgTWFpbC5Ob3RlADEIAQWAAwAOAAAAzQcMAAMACwAFAAYAAwD8AAEggAMADgAAAM0HDAAD AAsABQAGAAMA/AABCYABACEAAABCMEUzMjg1NTVCNkFEMTExOUYxNzAwQUEwMEMzMDE4OQD0BgEE gAEAIgAAAENoaWxkcmVuIHNheSB0aGUgd2VpcmRlc3QgdGhpbmdzLgBZDAENgAQAAgAAAAIAAgAB A5AGACQPAAAdAAAAAwAuAAAAAABAADkAUONa/BUAvQEeAHAAAQAAAC8AAABCcnVjZSBILkcuIENh bGRlcidzIEpPS0UtT0YtVEhFLURBWSAxOTk3LTExLTI2AAACAXEAAQAAACoAAAABvPsTtzWEdWUc ZuMR0ZwGAIBfMTgzANX/9nIAZyAMEgAChAshAADOjdQAAB4AMUABAAAACgAAAE1BUllST1NFQQAA AAMAGkAAAAAAHgAwQAEAAAAKAAAATUFSWVJPU0VBAAAAAwAZQAAAAAACAQkQAQAAAEkMAABFDAAA VBYAAExaRnVYcbBUAwAKAHJjcGcxMjX+MgD/AgYCpAPkBesCgwBQEwNUAgBjaArAc2V0/jIGAAbD AoMOUAPVBxMCg7IzE89mNBA/EUc1BNaxAgBwcnES4AhQbQ3gdwYEBeACgH0KgAjPCdk7+xqCDiA4 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